Dear myself,
I don’t know if you have noticed this but today will be the 6th time you went shopping this month. I know the number six isn’t a big number but dear, have you seen what the hell you’re buying? It’s only the 11th of September for crying out loud! You do know you obviously don’t make enough for you to spend as much as you want. You know that right? My gosh, self, if you keep this up you’ll be living in a cardboard box in no time.
This is just a friendly reminder that I think you’re insane and developing acute shopaholic syndrome.
Love,
Myself.
PS. Those pair of DKNY jeans you invested in today are amazing. Now, when are you going to wear those jeans to college at next?!
