In honor of my new banner image – love advice from the one and only Misty:
me: did i tell you i kind of like a guy
me: but he won’t give me the time of day
gomz: !!!!
gomz: !!!
gomz: @@@
gomz: ###$$$
gomz: what are we going to do to get his attention
me: i don’t know
gomz: you need feathers
gomz: i spray your glasses in with gold spray paint
gomz: and then
gomz: we can paint hearts on them
gomz: you have to be persistent
gomz: step and jab
gomz: pause
gomz: uppercut
gomz: chicken punch