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Yeah, so there I was, sittng. NOT liking it.

Fuming, Flustered, Agitated.. Things did NOT go as I’d wanted them to! I do NOT like that !

*Steams from the ears*
*Glares at the living room*

Vh1? nah stupid ‘ol hip hop !!
*Fumes some more*

*Shuts of the idiot box*
*Glares around the living room some more*

“Stupid living room is so untidy, let’s clear up” me thinks.

And then, redemption, salvation, enlightenment, relevation, everything hit !!

Clearing, dusting, scrubbing, washing (the whole house) in a frenzy !! Aaaaaaaaaah !

*Heaven* Cleaning my house is my therapy. My nirvana!

Clear clear clear! Away with you untidiness !
Dust dust dust! Off with you pollution and dead human skin !
Scrub scrub scrub! Off with you dirt and bacteria !
Wash wash wash! Out you come clean surface !

*Yayyyy*

Squeaky clean surfaces are orgasmic!!

“Hmmmm… I feel so much better now!!“ me thinks. Me thinks “I should help aorund the house more often.”

“Uh-oh!” me thinks. “I WANT to clean ?!!”

*gasps and faints*

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