dear internet,

i want banana cream pie.
because i am skinny.
and because it is delicious.
and because i hate you.
love,
sid

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The Chronicles of Sid and the Credit Card seller made of butter.

Well, before you read this, lemme tell ya’ll that this is “inspired” from a comic strip I read long ago, I don’t remember which one. So, if you bitches wanna sue my fat plagiaristic ass for that, then bring it on! I have my lawyer on speed dial. \m/
Okay, so this afternoon I was in [...]

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Weird Dreams

I one used to have a recurring dream of me being chased around this supermarket by a man who was about 8 or 9 foot tall, and he was chasing me with an oversized drawing pin, And I used to hide and he always used to find me, and took a swipe at me with [...]

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A Tribute to the Falling Locks

Today I have got my hair cut and my precious locks have been sized down. Alas, I will miss you, unkempt hair. When shall I ever again twirl them in anxiety, when again shall I rip you in when I am angry, when, I ask, will I again be able to mess you up? When [...]

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Frankly Speaking…

Yesterday I was reading ‘Anne Frank – Diary of a young girl’, when my sister entered the room;
Sis: Hey!
Me: Hey…
Sis: What are you reading?
Me: Anne Frank’s diary..
Sis: Oh! How can you…read someone’s diary? You should be ashamed of yourself. And that too just because she’s frank? You musn’t take advantage of that.
Me: Holy shit! *banging [...]

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Mindless conversation

***
Gomz: Staring at the laptop screen.
Me: Typing something.
Misty: Playing with the two small dolphin stuffed toys, doing weird actions with them().
(Snaky beside her.)
Gomz-(looks at Misty, looks at me, confused, he says) “Foreplay?” (n for others thinkin what they should’nt, he was talking about the Dolphins.)
Me- *dies laughing*
Misty – *refuses to accept, or rather, fails to [...]

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